20 July 2005

Answer Homework

IN THE CIRCUIT COURT OF JEFFERSON COUNTY, ALABAMA

WILL CLINTON }

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Plaintiff, }

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} Civil Case No: CV-2005-8897

ROB DOLE, SOUTH SIDE }

PET & GROOM ROOM, }

FICTITIOUS DEFENDANTS }

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Defendants. }

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ROB DOLE, SOUTH SIDE }

PET & GROOM ROOM }

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Counterclaim Plaintiffs, }

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vs. }

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WILL CLINTON }

FICTITIOUS DEFENDANTS }

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Counterclaim Defendants. }


ANSWER AND COUNTERCLAIMS


The Defendants admit to proper parties and proper jurisdiction.


FIRST DEFENSE


Defendants deny every allegation contained in the Complaint not expressly, specifically admitted.


SECOND DEFENSE


The Complaint and each and every count thereof, fails to state a claim upon which relief can be granted.


THIRD DEFENSE


Defendants deny that they have been guilty of any conduct that warrants the award of punitive damages being submitted to a jury or allows Plaintiff to recover punitive damages


FOURTH DEFENSE


The Defendants deny all allegations stated in Count One and demands strict proof thereof.



FIFTH DEFENSE


The Defendants deny all allegations stated in Count Two and demands strict proof thereof.


SIXTH DEFENSE


The Defendants deny all allegations stated in Count Three and demands strict proof thereof.


SEVENTH DEFENSE


Plaintiff's claims are barred by contributory negligence


EIGHTH DEFENSE


There is no causal relation between the alleged acts of Defendants and any injury or damage to Plaintiff.


NINTH DEFENSE


The injuries and damages of Plaintiff as claimed in Plaintiff's Complaint were proximately caused by superseding or intervening acts and/or omissions for which Defendants are not liable.



TENTH DEFENSE



Plaintiff's claims, or parts thereof, are barred by the doctrine of fraud.



ELEVENTH DEFENSE



Plaintiff's claims, or parts thereof, are barred by the doctrine of accord and satisfaction



TWELFTH DEFENSE



Plaintiff's claims, or parts thereof, are barred by the doctrine of failure of consideration.



THIRTEENTH DEFENSE



Plaintiff's claims, or parts thereof, are barred by the doctrine of illegality.



FOURTEENTH DEFENSE



Plaintiff's claims, or parts thereof, are barred by the doctrine of statue of limitations.



FIFTEENTH DEFENSE



Defendants hereby reserves their right to amend this Answer following investigation and discovery.


SIXTEENTH DEFENSE


The Complaint arguably does not satisfy minimal pleading requirements. The Complaint provides virtually no facts and is totally conclusory.


SEVENTEENTH


Such a convoluted Complaint arguably fails to comply with the requirement of a “short and plain” statement.


Therefore, the Complaint should be dismissed on multiple grounds. The Defendants request the denial of Plaintiff's request for attorneys fees.



COUNTERCLAIM



Factual Averments


1. Counterclaim Defendant stated that his bottled water was pure and natural spring water and appropriate to be used to wash animals.


2. When the water was used to wash an animal it caused medical problems in the animal.


3. Damages had to be paid to the owner of the injured animal.


4. A unopened bottle of the “White Water Bubbly” was sent to the National Chicken Sanitation Laboratory for Escherichia coli analysis.


5. The report stated the Escherichia coli 0157:H7 analysis as TMTC (To Many To Count) using a standard CFU (Colony Forming Units) matrix.


6. A review of the National Priorities List showed three “Superfund” sites located upstream withing a one mile area. Public records, at the Arkansas Secretary of Mismanagement show ground water movement rates exceed 1 x 10 -4 cm/sec which would allow for off-site products, located upstream within one mile, to migrate down gradient a distance of 4.5 miles within 30 days.


7. The Counterclaim Defendant has been cited for numerous sanitation violations.


8. The Counterclaim Defendant delivered a defective product and caused injury to Counterclaim Plaintiffs place of business.


9. Counterclaim Plaintiffs incurred veterinary bills, mental distress and loss of good name.





COUNT ONE Breach of Contract


10. Counterclaim Plaintiff re-alleges all prior paragraphs of the Complaint as if set out here in full.


11. There exists a contract between Counterclaim Plaintiffs and Counterclaim Defendant.


12. There was performance by the Counterclaim Plaintiffs.


13. Counterclaim Defendant failed to perform.


WHEREFORE, BASED ON THE FOREGOING, Counterclaim Plaintiffs demand judgment against each named Counterclaim Defendant and Counterclaim Fictitious Defendants, separately and severally, for compensatory and punitive damages in an amount to be determined by the jury, plus costs, along with such other, further and different relief to which Counterclaim Plaintiffs may be entitled.


COUNT TWO Fraud


14. Counterclaim Plaintiffs re-allege all prior paragraphs of the Complaint as if set out here in full.


15. The Counterclaim Defendant defrauded the Counterclaim Plaintiffs.


16. As a proximate consequence of Counterclaim Defendant's fraud, Counterclaim Plaintiffs have suffered extensive damages.


WHEREFORE, BASED ON THE FOREGOING, Counterclaim Plaintiffs demand judgment against each named Counterclaim Defendant and Counterclaim Fictitious Defendants, separately and severally, for compensatory and punitive damages in an amount to be determined by the jury, plus costs, along with such other, further and different relief to which Counterclaim Plaintiffs may be entitled.


COUNT THREE Intentional Interference With Business Relations


17. Counterclaim Plaintiffs re-allege all prior paragraphs of the Complaint as if set out here in full.


18. There existed a business relationship between Counterclaim Plaintiffs and its customers.


19. Counterclaim Defendant had knowledge of the business relationships.


20. There was intentional interference by the Counterclaim Defendant with the business relationship.


21. There was damage to the Counterclaim Plaintiffs as a result of the Counterclaim Defendant's interference.


WHEREFORE, BASED ON THE FOREGOING, Counterclaim Plaintiffs demand judgment against each named Counterclaim Defendant and Counterclaim Fictitious Defendants, separately and severally, for compensatory and punitive damages in an amount to be determined by the jury, plus costs, along with such other, further and different relief to which Counterclaim Plaintiffs may be entitled.


COUNT FOUR Breach of Implied Warranty of Fitness For A Particular Purpose


22. Counterclaim Plaintiffs re-allege all prior paragraphs of the Complaint as if set out here in full.


23. Counterclaim Defendant was put on notice at the time of the contract the particular purpose the goods were being purchased to perform.


24. The Counterclaim Plaintiffs relied on the Counterclaim Defendant’s skill and judgment in selecting and furnishing suitable goods.


25. Counterclaim Defendant did not select or furnish suitable goods.


26. Counterclaim Plaintiffs were harmed.


WHEREFORE, BASED ON THE FOREGOING, Counterclaim Plaintiffs demand judgment against each named Counterclaim Defendant and Counterclaim Fictitious Defendants, separately and severally, for compensatory and punitive damages in an amount to be determined by the jury, plus costs, along with such other, further and different relief to which Counterclaim Plaintiffs may be entitled.


27. Counterclaim Defendant owes Counterclaim Plaintiffs 10,000 dollars for defective products, cost of analysis, veterinary bills, mental anguish and damage to reputation.



Plaintiff Demands a Jury Struck and Sworn



Youra Nuts

Nuts and Fruit, PC

1234 N.A. Peach Drive

Springville, AL 35203

205.888.5674 Extension 1

youranuts@nutsandfruit.pc.biz


SERVE Counterclaim Defendant:


Will Clinton

23 Manure Pond Road

Chickenrun, AR 56743

17 July 2005

Complaint Homework

IN THE CIRCUIT COURT OF JEFFERSON COUNTY, ALABAMA

WILL CLINTON }

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Plaintiff, }

vs. }

} Civil Case No: CV-2005-8897

ROB DOLE, SOUTH SIDE }

PET & GROOM ROOM, }

FICTITIOUS DEFENDANTS }

A, B, C, ... Z }

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Defendants. }

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COMPLAINT



Venue


1. Will Clinton is an adult resident of Chickenworth County, Arkansas.


2. Rob Dole is an adult resident of Jefferson County, Alabama.


3. South Side Pet & Groom Room is a sole proprietorship whose principal place of business is located in Jefferson, County Alabama and venue is proper pursuant to Alabama Code of 1975 § 6-3-2 and Alabama Rule of Civil Procedure 82.


4. Venue is proper in Jefferson County, Alabama as the incidents giving rise to the above captioned complaint occurred in Jefferson County, Alabama.


Factual Averments


5. ON OR ABOUT June 1, 2005 Defendant Dole, weinnerdogwasher@sspgr.net, contacted Plaintiff, via email, concerning the quality of his “White Water Bubbly” and the suitability for its use as a dog washing agent.


6. Plaintiff responded, via email, that all “White Water Bubby” is required by federal regulations to meet or exceed all Safe Drinking Water Act (SDWA) regulations and meets or exceed all applicable state and local regulations concerning the water quality.


7. Since this product meets or exceeds all applicable regulations concerning its use by humans, Plaintiff stated in his email that the use of his product on animals should “work out just fine.”


8. Defendant Dole contacted Plaintiffs website, http://www.downstream.bubbaswell and placed an order for 50 gallons of Plaintiffs product to be delivered to Defendants business.


9. In addition, when placing the order Defendant Dole was informed that Plaintiffs company is an ISO-9001 certified organization which is trigged via a java-script popup.


10. Plaintiff shipped the product on the next slow train, using State Distress Shipping. Plaintiffs computer system emailed Defendant Dole a shipping number and a hyperlink that could be used in any RSS (Real Simple Syndication) feeder in order to track the shipment.


11. Plaintiff provides this shipping information to every customer and it is automatically generated by RFID (Radio Frequency Identification) tags and is read as it passes through Plaintiffs “E.Coli” (tm) wireless tracking system.


12. Since Defendant did not have a PayPal account and Plaintiff wanted to develop a long term business relationship it was agreed the product would be billed as payable in 30 days.


13. Because Plaintiff uses the automated “YellowDog” billing system, an invoice was generated and emailed to Defendant in accordance with accepted e-commerce protocols. When the “YellowDog" system did not detect a payment, a second email notification of payment due was sent to Defendant.


14 Plaintiff further avers that he contacted Defendant Dole personally, via IM (Instant Message), and demanded that payment be made immediately or that legal measures would have to undertaken in order to satisfy the obligation.


15. Defendant did not make payment within 30 days as agreed upon.


16. Plaintiff further states that all these exchanges are stored, using 122-bit encryption, on Plaintiffs mirror server, located in Aleppo, Syria, operated by GoogleSpy network.

17. These exchanges are accessible available via an anonymous ftp server in Finland.


18. Plaintiff further suffered damages due the drop of his Google ranking, repeated denial-of-service attacks emanating from Defendant Dole's IP address and installation of zombie computer programs that have resulted in Plaintiff Clinton's computer system constantly spamming the Bar Mali located in Timboutou, Mali using a Domain Name System (DNS) registered under the ICANN as belonging to Defendant.


19. Plaintiff has conducted his business in accordance with acceptable e-commerce practices and delivered a quality product to Defendant as indicated in the electronic chain-of-custody.


COUNT ONE: Breach of Contract


20. Plaintiff re-alleges all prior paragraphs of the Complaint as if set out here in full.


21. There exists a contract between Plaintiff and Defendants.


22. There was performance by the Plaintiff.


23. Defendants failed to perform.


24. Plaintiff suffered damage as a result of the breach.


WHEREFORE, BASED ON THE FOREGOING, Plaintiff demands judgment against each named Defendant and Fictitious Defendant, separately and severally, for compensatory and punitive damages in an amount to be determined by the jury, plus costs, along with such other, further and different relief to which Plaintiff may be entitled.


COUNT TWO: Conversion


25. Plaintiff re-alleges all prior paragraphs of the Complaint as if set out here in full.


26. Defendants appropriated the property of Plaintiff for their own use and benefit.


27. Plaintiff was damaged.


WHEREFORE, BASED ON THE FOREGOING, Plaintiff demands judgment against each named Defendant and Fictitious Defendant, separately and severally, for compensatory and punitive damages in an amount to be determined by the jury, plus costs, along with such other, further and different relief to which Plaintiff may be entitled.


COUNT THREE: Goods Sold and Delivered


28. Plaintiff re-alleges all prior paragraphs of the Complaint as if set out here in full.


29. Defendants owe Plaintiff 500.00 dollars for goods sold and delivered by Plaintiff to Defendants between the 1st day of June, 05 and the 30th day of June, 05.


WHEREFORE, BASED ON THE FOREGOING, Plaintiff demands judgment against each named Defendant and Fictitious Defendant, separately and severally, for compensatory and punitive damages in an amount to be determined by the jury, plus costs, along with such other, further and different relief to which Plaintiff may be entitled.


Plaintiff Demands a Jury Struck and Sworn


Ima Confused

Dazed & Confused, PC

1111 Boulevard of Broken Dreams

Birmingham, AL 35203

205.867.5309 Extension 555

imaconfused@dazedandconfusedpc.net


SERVE Defendant:


Rob Dole

South Side Pet & Groom Room

123 Rarl Kove Lane

Birmingham, AL 30003